Phoebe: They shouldn’t have called it “It’s a Wonderful Life,” they should have called it “It’s a sucky life and just when you think it can’t suck any more it does.”
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Joey: Ross, if homo sapiens actually were HOMO sapiens, is that why they’re extinct?
Ross: Joey, homo sapiens are people!
Joey: Hey, I’m not judging!
Chandler: Well, my apartment’s not there anymore because I drank it.
Phoebe: See, he’s her lobster!
Chandler: It’s like someone literally wrote down my worst nightmare, and then charged me $32 to see it!
Chandler: Ok, lets focus something else. Beautiful eyes, nice nose, great smile, BIG HEAD BIG HEAD BIG HEAD!!!