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Chandler: We have to assign heads to something.
Joey: Oh, right. Okay, ducks is heads because ducks have heads.
Chandler: What kind of scary ass clowns came to your birthday party?
The One with the Baby on the Bus
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Phoebe: We can be guys! Come on, let us be guys!
Chandler: You don’t want to be guys, you’d be all hairy and you wouldn’t live as long.
Phoebe: They shouldn’t have called it “It’s a Wonderful Life,” they should have called it “It’s a sucky life and just when you think it can’t suck any more it does.”
Monica: Whoa! Where you going in those pants? 1982?
Pete Becker: Well, yeah, she asked if she could finish my peanuts and I thought she said something else.
Chandler: Hey, you guys in the living room all know what you want to do. You know, you have goals. You have dreams. I don’t have a dream.
Ross: Ah, the lesser known “I Don’t Have a Dream” speech.