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Chandler: We have to assign heads to something.
Joey: Oh, right. Okay, ducks is heads because ducks have heads.
Chandler: What kind of scary ass clowns came to your birthday party?
The One with the Baby on the Bus
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Phoebe: See, he’s her lobster!
Chandler: Well, my apartment’s not there anymore because I drank it.
Chandler: Ok, lets focus something else. Beautiful eyes, nice nose, great smile, BIG HEAD BIG HEAD BIG HEAD!!!
Chandler: Handle’s my middle name. Well, actually, it’s the middle part of my first name.
Chandler: It’s like someone literally wrote down my worst nightmare, and then charged me $32 to see it!