Bender: Bite my shiny metal ass!
captivating quotations from movies, television, literature and people - curated by actual geeks.
Professor Wernstrom: Sit. I said sit! Bad fish!
Leela: Impressive. They’re busting mad rhymes with an 80% success rate.
Bender: I believe that qualifies as ill. At least from a technical standpoint.
(talking to the Beastie Boys)
Fry: Wow. I love you guys. Back in the 20th century, I had all five of your albums.
Ad-Rock: That was a thousand years ago. Now we got seven.
Fry: Cool. Can I borrow the new ones? And a couple of blank tapes?
Bender: Hey! What kind of party is this? There’s no booze and only one hooker.