Mitch: If you can’t get all the way to loving me, at least try to understand me.
Kenny: I wish I could dissapear from the face of this earth like Alicia Silverstone!
Mary: Look, I know we’ve been together one hundred years and it can’t always be exciting and stimulating, but once, just once, choose me.
Kenny: If anybody needs me, go to www.loser.com.
Mary: I’m just trying to find a connection with you.
Megan: Mom, you’re looking for something that’s already there.