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Sookie: Okay, here we go. Low fat, whole wheat blueberry pancakes.
Michel: Are there 12?
Sookie: 12 what?
Michel: Blueberries. I can only have 12 blueberries for breakfast.
Sookie: Or what?
Michel: What do you mean, or what?
Sookie: What happens if you eat 13 blueberries?
Michel: This is a silly conversation.
Sookie: Would you die?
Michel: Just hand me the plate.
Sookie: Only if you don’t count.
Michel: I won’t count.
Sookie: Swear. Raise your right hand and say, ‘May Destiny’s Child break up if I count these blueberries.’
Michel: Pick another group.
Sookie: Nope.
Michel: I hate you! Hate you!

Rory: Oh, I’m sorry. You wanted a party? I told everyone you didn’t want to make a big deal out of your birthday this year.
Lorelai: You’re not funny.
Rory: Ms. Patty and Babette wanted to hire these two hot guys to carry you around all day and feed you Bon-Bons, and Kirk wanted to hire the Red Hot Chili Peppers to play a concert in the square, but I said “Hey, please, respect the lady’s wishes. She deserves that at her age.”
Lorelai: Why are you so cruel to mama?

Lorelai: As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I’m totally flexible.

Rory: Do something to make me hate you!
Lorelai: Um, go Hitler?

Zach: “A mighty fortress is our God, a bulwark never failing.” Dude, what’s a bulwark?
Brian: What?
Zach: It says, a bulwark never failing.
Brian: I think it’s a wall.
Zach: Then why don’t they just say that? Bulwark sounds totally gay.
Brian: I don’t think you’re supposed to call a hymn gay. It’s like a sin or something.
Zach: Whatever, man. I’m not saying bulwark.