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(Luke is buying self-help books but doesn’t want Andrew to see them)
Andrew: Will you just let me scan the book?
Luke: When you scan the book, do you see the title?
Luke: Then no.
Andrew: Luke, come on! What do you got there, porn?
Luke: You sell porn?
Luke: You think I brought my own porn in here to buy?
Andrew: I don’t know what you’re doing. I just need to scan the books.
Luke: This should cover it.
Andrew: A hundred bucks? That’s way too much!
Luke: Take it.
Logan: Rory, you’re special.
Rory: Like “stop-eating-the-paste” special?
Sookie: Okay, here we go. Low fat, whole wheat blueberry pancakes.
Michel: Are there 12?
Sookie: 12 what?
Michel: Blueberries. I can only have 12 blueberries for breakfast.
Sookie: Or what?
Michel: What do you mean, or what?
Sookie: What happens if you eat 13 blueberries?
Michel: This is a silly conversation.
Sookie: Would you die?
Michel: Just hand me the plate.
Sookie: Only if you don’t count.
Michel: I won’t count.
Sookie: Swear. Raise your right hand and say, ‘May Destiny’s Child break up if I count these blueberries.’
Michel: Pick another group.
Michel: I hate you! Hate you!
Rory: Oh, I’m sorry. You wanted a party? I told everyone you didn’t want to make a big deal out of your birthday this year.
Lorelai: You’re not funny.
Rory: Ms. Patty and Babette wanted to hire these two hot guys to carry you around all day and feed you Bon-Bons, and Kirk wanted to hire the Red Hot Chili Peppers to play a concert in the square, but I said “Hey, please, respect the lady’s wishes. She deserves that at her age.”
Lorelai: Why are you so cruel to mama?
Lorelai: As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I’m totally flexible.