Sandy Rivers: Robin, I got something for you. It’s huge…and I want you on it.
Robin: Sandy, you were in the harassment video.
Lily: On Monday I’m gonna have to tell my kindergarten class, who I teach not to run with scissors, that my fiance ran me through with a freakin’ broadsword!
Marshall: Well, just to be fair, it didn’t go all the way through.
Lily: I’m sorry, is this a discussion about the degree to which you stabbed me?
Lily: Marshall just ditched out on our own party. Could you get me in there? I kinda need to kill him.
Robin: Actually I can’t even get myself in. I was such a dork. I get recognized one time and I start thinking I’m Julia Roberts. I’m no VIP, I’m not even an IP; I’m just a lonely little P sitting out here in the gutter.
Lily: You know something, I’d take a P in the gutter over Julia Roberts any day.