Hank Hill: Bobby, if you weren’t my son, I’d hug you.
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Nancy Gribble: The truth is like sunlight. People used to think it’s good for you.
Hank Hill: Peg, I’m trying to control an outbreak, and you’re driving the monkey to the airport!
Bobby: My sloppy joe is all sloppy and no joe!
Bobby (on Ritalin): There’s some milk in the fridge that’s about to go bad…and there it goes.
Hank: I’m gonna kick your ass!