Bobby: My sloppy joe is all sloppy and no joe!
captivating quotations from movies, television, literature and people - curated by actual geeks.
Hank Hill: Peg, I’m trying to control an outbreak, and you’re driving the monkey to the airport!
Bobby (on Ritalin): There’s some milk in the fridge that’s about to go bad…and there it goes.
Hank: I’m gonna kick your ass!
Hank: If your sorority has to sell jam to buy beer, you’re drinking too much.
Hank Hill: Bobby, if you weren’t my son, I’d hug you.