Hank: I’m gonna kick your ass!
captivating quotations from movies, television, literature and people - curated by actual geeks.
Bobby: My sloppy joe is all sloppy and no joe!
Bobby (on Ritalin): There’s some milk in the fridge that’s about to go bad…and there it goes.
Hank: If your sorority has to sell jam to buy beer, you’re drinking too much.
Hank Hill: Bobby, if you weren’t my son, I’d hug you.
Boomhauer: Yeah man, I tell ya what, man. That dang ol’ Internet, man. You just go on there and point and click. Talk about W-W-dot-W-com. An’ lotsa nekkid chicks on there, man. Click. Click. Click. Click. Click. It’s real easy, man.