Rhoda Morgenstern: It’s a magnifying mirror! Mary, why didn’t you warn me? I thought it was a relief map of the moon. When they sell those magnifying mirrors they should include a printed suicide note.

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Rhoda Morgenstern: No Mare, cottage cheese solves nothing; chocolate can do it all!

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Rhoda Morgenstern: Same as you – sit around and wonder what it would be like to have a happy marriage.

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Mary Richards: I’m an experienced woman. I’ve been around. Well, all right, I might not’ve been around, but I’ve been…nearby.