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Cameron Tucker: If she were a hot guy, I would never be that smooth. It’s ironic. It’s like the gift of the Vagi.
Phil: Coupons for…five free hugs.
Claire: You don’t like it?
Phil: Are you kidding me? I love it. It’s so creative–coupons for hugs, which are usually free, but this makes it official, which is so great.
Phil: Um, things I want: robot dog, night vision goggles, bug vacuum, GPS watch, speakers that look like rocks… I love my wife, but she sucks at giving gifts. I’m sorry for the pay-channel language, but- oh! Yogurt maker! I can’t not think of things I want.
Mitchell: Help! We locked our baby in the car and people are judging us!
Manny: Is something wrong? Who’s died?
Gloria: No one, Manny.
Jay: Why would you even think that?
Gloria: In Colombia, Manny went to Pablo Escobar Elementary School. If you were pulled out of class, it was definitely to identify a body.