Mitchell: Okay, yes. I guess I’m still a little angry, but you know–you stole my moment, Claire.
Claire: Yeah, 21 years ago…
Mitchell: Okay, but it doesn’t matter to you because you had your own moments. You had cheerleading and high school plays, making out with the quarterback, and…
Claire: Oh come on, you made out with him, too.
Mitchell: Yeah, but we had to keep it a secret.

En Garde (season 1, episode 7)
tagged: jealousy

Share with your friends

More from Modern Family

Phil: Everyone throws up at school once in a while. If I had a nickel for every time I threw up in class, you know how much money I would have?
Luke: Thirty-five cents.
Phil: That’s right.

Phil on Wire (season 3, episode 3)

Luke Dunphy: Can you keep a secret?
Mitchell Pritchett: Well, I kept a pretty big one for twenty-two years.

Dude Ranch (season 3, episode 1)

Jay Pritchett: This salsa dancing, how hard is it to learn?

Manny Delgado: Not hard at all. It’s about tapping into your emotions, your passion, your inner fire.

Jay Pritchett: Crap.

Treehouse (season 3, episode 7)

Claire: Are those jazz dancing shoes?
Phil: Tightrope walking shoes. Got them on sale, only used once.
Claire: That’s not a ringing endorsement.

Phil on Wire (season 3, episode 3)

Haley: Her hand’s in the air, like, every five seconds, and she actually reminded Mr. Waters to assign homework. The class loved that. Do you know how embarrassed I was?
Alex: Not as embarrassed as I was when she said eight was a prime number.

Phil on Wire (season 3, episode 3)