Mitchell Pritchett: Cam thinks that if he were straight, he and Julia Roberts would be dating.

Cameron Tucker: I met her once at an AIDS walk and we had a real connection.

Mitchell Pritchett: You handed her a bottle of water.

Cameron Tucker: Her hand lingered.

Mitchell Pritchett: Because you wouldn’t let go.

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