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Jay Pritchett: Usually, I say no to drugs, but I thought, just this once… and I figured, if I was going to make an ass of myself, at least I wouldn’t remember it.
Mitchell Pritchett: That drug I gave him? Baby aspirin, orange flavored. He could have chewed it.
Jay Pritchett: Rainbows. It’s just colors in the sky. Do we have to take a picture every time we see one?
Cameron: I’m fairly gay. I don’t know why I just said that. I’m totally gay. Just … gay.
Phil Dunphy: What’cha got there?
Claire Dunphy: These are supplies for the crafts table. I finally figured out what we’re gonna be making.
Phil Dunphy: Kids bored?
Cameron Tucker: If she were a hot guy, I would never be that smooth. It’s ironic. It’s like the gift of the Vagi.