captivating quotations from movies, television, literature and people - curated by actual geeks.
Bill: In the future, it might help if you located the source of your rage before you unleashed it on the world.
Dave Nelson: Look, it’s only a birthday present! It just means I’m glad you didn’t die partway through the year.
Jimmy: James James, the man so nice they named him twice.
Jimmy: You poor misguided Canadian bastard.
Bill: Where you’re from, the biggest news story is that a cow got loose in the city.
Dave: I’m from Milwaukee, which has a population of about a million people.
Bill: So it must have been some hub-bub when that cow got loose.