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Rimmer: It’s not easy you know to come in every night, look in that mirror, and see a guy nobody likes.
Cat: How do you think we feel? We got to look at it all day.

Holly: This an SOS distress call from the mining ship Red Dwarf. The crew are dead, killed by a radiation leak. The only survivors were Dave Lister who was in suspended animation at the time of the disaster and his pregnant cat who was safely sealed in the hold. Revived three million years later, Lister’s only companions are a lifeform who evolved from his cat and Arnold Rimmer, a hologram simulation of one of the dead crew. We’ve got enough food to last three thousand years but we’ve only got one After Eight mint left and everyone’s too polite to take it.

Rimmer: He’s reached the pinnacle of evolution. He’s human.
Lister: What’s so big about being human?
Rimmer: Don’t knock it till you’ve tried it, Listy.

Rimmer: I just wanted to say that, over the years, I have come to regard you as … people I met.


Lister: Love is what separates us from the animals.
Rimmer: No, Lister, what separates us from animals is that we don’t use our tongues to clean our genitals.