Rescue Me

Quotations

Lou: You don’t know how to knock?
Tommy: I know how to knock. I just didn’t expect you to be doing anything.
Lou: I wasn’t doing anything.
Tommy: No. You’re standing in front of the mirror, half naked, holding a mini weedwacker up against your nutsack. That’s nothing. OK.

Tommy: That’s great, but it doesn’t explain why you were in my toilet manscaping.

Tommy Gavin: Bless me father for I sinned… and so have you.