Andy Kaufman (singing): Here I come to save the day!
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Alex Trebek: And for final jeopardy today your question is: horsies – are they pretty? Just write yes or no. Keep in mind, there is no wrong answer.
Alex Trebek (Reading Sean Connery’s answer for final jeopardy): Your answer is buck. Well, that must be your wager, so let’s check your answer, futter. Hmmm, buck futter. I don’t get it.
Sean Connery: Oh I think you do, Trebek!
I want to die in my sleep peacefully like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like his passengers.
I hope that after I die, people will say of me: “That guy sure owed me a lot of money.”
The tired and thirsty prospector threw himself down at the edge of the watering hole and started to drink. But then he looked around and saw skulls and bones everywhere. “Uh-oh,” he thought. “This watering hole is reserved for skeletons.”