Miranda: When did all the men get together and decide that they were only going to get it up for giraffes with big breasts?
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Carrie: Samantha had the kind of deluded self confidence that caused men like Ross Perot to run for president.
Carrie: My Zen teacher also said: the only way to true happiness is to live in the moment and not worry about the future. Of course, he died penniless and single.
Carrie: Water, water everywhere and not a drop to drink.
Carrie: Modelizers are obsessed not with women but with models, who in most cities are safely confined to billboards and magazines, but in Manhattan actually run wild on the streets, turning the city into a virtual model country safari where men can pet the creatures in their natural habitat.
Samantha: Normal is the halfway point between what you want and what you can get.