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Stamford: Last thing I heard you were overseas being shot at. So what happened?
Watson: I got shot.
Holmes: They’re killings, serial killings! We’ve got a serial killer on our hands. I love those, there’s always something to look forward to.
Watson: Why didn’t I think of that?
Holmes: Because you’re an idiot. No, no, no, don’t be like that, practically everyone is.
Lestrade: It’s a drugs bust.
Watson: Seriously. This guy, a junkie? Have you met him?
Watson: I’m pretty sure you could search this flat all day and you wouldn’t find anything that you could call recreational.
Holmes: What’s wrong?
Watson: I just met a friend of yours.
Holmes: A friend?
Watson: An enemy.
Holmes: Oh. Which one?
Watson: Your arch enemy. According to him.
Holmes: Oh. Did he offer you money to spy on me?
Holmes: Did you take it?
Holmes: Pity, we could’ve split the fee. Think it over next time.