Natalie Hurley: On page 66, halfway down in the NFL injury report, it says “Collins is expected to miss practice this week, the result of a bulging disk.”
Dan Rydell: Yeah?
Natalie Hurley: There’s a typo on the TelePrompter. They left out the ‘s.’
Casey McCall: Collins is expected to be sidelined a week to 10 days with a bulging di-uh oh.
Dan Rydell: Whoa. That’s a big 10-4.
Casey McCall: My next line in the script was “Let’s go to the videotape.”
Natalie Hurley: We might have gotten some phone calls.

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