Seven of Nine: I understand the concept of humor. It may not be apparent but I am often amused by human behavior.
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The Doctor: Please state the nature of the medical emergency.
Neelix: Why don’t we sing a song while we toil, hm? It’ll cheer you up. Now, I’ve been studying Vulcan music. Do you know that lovely tune that starts “Oh starless night of boundless black …”
Tuvok: That “lovely tune” is a traditional funeral dirge.
Neelix: I know. But it was the, er… the most cheerful song I could find in the Vulcan database.
Captain Janeway: We’re Starfleet officers. Weird is part of the job.
Seven of Nine: “Impossible” is a word that humans use far too often.
Jarvin: In case you want to take over the ship, you have our full support.
Chakotay: If I ever hear you talk that way again, I will personally throw you in the brig for mutiny.