Red Forman: What are you going to put on your resume – dumbass?

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Fez: Suffice to say that it involved a crowded parking lot, a half off sale and a pair of pants that made my ass look like an oil painting.
Fenton: If you mean old and cracked, I agree.
Fez: I’ll see you in hell!
Fenton: I’ll be wearing your pants!

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Red Forman: Son, you don’t have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you’re a dumbass.

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Midge Pinciotti: What’s that pet name she has for you?
Kitty Forman: Whore.

Red Forman: So, this is how an engaged high school dumbass with no car, no job, and no money trims the hedges.
Steven Hyde: That was like, eight burns in one sentence.
Donna Pinciotti: An octo-burn. Let’s get outta here!