Michael Kelso: Ooooh! Burn! That’s a burn about a burn! That’s a 2nd degree burn!

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Red Forman: Forman, party of two.
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Red Forman: Here’s twenty bucks.
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Red Forman: You don’t want this place to burn down twice do you?
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Leo: I love it here. You can sing as loud as you want. That dude wails away on the organ. That dude up there tells stories. It’s almost a religious experience!

Kelso: You have the right to remain BURNED!