Michael Kelso: Ooooh! Burn! That’s a burn about a burn! That’s a 2nd degree burn!
captivating quotations from movies, television, literature and people - curated by actual geeks.
Eric: She was drunk, in the middle of the afternoon. I mean, it was like Sue Ellen on ‘Dallas’.
Red Forman: What are you going to put on your resume – dumbass?
Michael Kelso: Guess who made out with Pam Macey behind the gym!
Steven Hyde: Anyone with a quarter?
Michael Kelso: Me!
Fez: Damn, and I had a quarter!
Kitty Forman: Oh, my god. I married the Grinch. I’m Mrs. Grinch!
Red: Nothing around this house is cheap.
Eric: Except for Laurie.
Laurie Forman: I am not cheap!
Eric: Free, whatever.