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Eric: Yeah, I mean, when the empire killed Luke Skywalker’s aunt and uncle, did he just call them up?
The others: Ahh, nooo…
Eric: No. He hopped on the Millenium Falcon, and he paid a little visit to the Death Star.
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Michael Kelso: Yeah, but it’s hard to help someone and burn him at the same time.
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Brooke: Could you be more specific?
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Brooke: Could you be more lame?