Red Forman: When my time comes I want to be buried face down. That way whoever doesn’t like me can kiss my ass.
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Fez: This suit is for leisure. But many times I wear it to get down to business.
Laurie Forman: Oh, for God’s sake! Eric saw you guys doing it!
Kitty Forman: Oh, honey. You saw your father and I having inter…
Laurie Forman: Oh, well, no wonder you have been acting so strange. Red, say something to the boy.
Red Forman: Oh! Ummm… It’s more fun than it looks.
Red Forman: What have I said about comparing your sister to the Devil?
Eric: That it’s offensive to the Devil?
Kitty Forman: I can’t believe that any of you can walk into a church without bursting into flames.
Michael Kelso: I miss Eric.
Jackie Burkhardt: Well, you still have me.
Michael Kelso: It’s not the same, Jackie. I can talk to Eric about things that I can’t talk about with you.
Jackie Burkhardt: Okay, well like what?
Michael Kelso: Well, for instance, the annoying things you do.
Jackie Burkhardt: Michael.
Michael Kelso: See, I can’t talk to you.