That 70’s Show

Quotations

Red Forman: You need to grow up and learn some responsibility.
Eric: I love you too, Dad.
Red Forman: What? Stop being weird.
Eric: Thanks.

Michael Kelso: If you really do love her, there’s only one thing to do, man. You gotta dump her and live free.

Red Forman: Once again, an open bar spells disaster for the Foreman family.

Michael Kelso: C’mon Eric, we never ask you for anything.
Eric: You guys ask me for everything.
Michael Kelso: So, what’s one more thing?

Donna Pinciotti: I love you, Eric.
Eric: I love… cake.

I Love Cake

Fez: Opportunity does not knock, then knock again, then leave a note saying “sorry I missed you”.

Red Forman: Dear Lord, would it kill you to give the Packers a winning season? Oh, and uh, watch over my loving family, blah blah blah…

Kitty Forman: Oh, Red, you do care.

Eric: Donna, it’s just that… if I say it, and then we break up, what would I tell myself?
Donna Pinciotti: You could tell yourself you still have cake, we both know how much it means to you.
Eric: OK, I deserve that.

Red Forman: We’re all gonna go to church and we’re gonna have a damn nice Sunday.

Fez: Wow, my first X-rated movie. I don’t know what’s going on, but that is the luckiest pizza boy ever.

Fez: What’s disco?
Steven Hyde: It’s from Hell. And, not the cool part of hell where all the murderers are either, but the lame-ass part where accountants are from.

Kitty Forman: Why don’t you try some of that forgiveness that Jesus talked so much about so much?

Eric: My head hurts.
Red Forman: That’s your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity.

Red Forman: I’ve been working since I was sixteen. I fought two in wars. Hell, I’ve killed people. I’m not saying that I didn’t enjoy it…