Lou: The word is awry with an accent on the second syllable. Well I guess you showed me up.
Ann: Well it’s just that Donald is a professional writer.
Lou: And I’m just a lonely restaurant owner who never went to college.
Nurse: Uh..Yes, how may I help…isn’t that a bowling ball on your toe?
Ann: Yes, it is.
Nurse: Oh. Well, what seems to be the nature of your problem?
Donald: There’s a bowling ball on her toe!
Ann: Oh Donald! There is something wrong with your car. It won’t shift into gear!
Donald: What? Look. You don’t even have the clutch in all the way.
Donald: You know…the thing you push.
Ann: This isn’t automatic shift?
Donald: Not with a clutch!
Ann: Well all I know how to drive is automatic. I’ve never clutched in my life Donald!
Ann: Oh Donald!
Ann: Oh, nurse!
Nurse: Yes? Isn’t that a bowling ball on your toe?
Nurse: Oh, well. What seems to be the nature of your problem?
Donald: She has a bowling ball on her toe!