captivating quotations from movies, television, literature and people - curated by actual geeks.
Homer: To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.
Wiggum: Okay, folks, show’s over. Nothing to see here, show’s… Oh my God! A horrible plane crash! Hey, everybody, get a load of this flaming wreckage! Come on, crowd around, crowd around! Don’t be shy, crowd around!
Homer: Every time I learn something new, a little of the old gets pushed out of my brain. Remember that time I took that wine making course and forgot how to drive?
Marge: You were drunk!
Homer: And how.
Jebadiah Springfield: A Noble Spirit Embiggens the Smallest Man.
Homer: Can’t talk … eating.