Kent: Lock your doors and bar your windows, because the next advertisement you see could destroy your house and eat your family.
captivating quotations from movies, television, literature and people - curated by actual geeks.
Lisa: Dad, what’s a Muppet?
Homer: Well, it’s not quite a mop, it’s not quite a puppet, but man… (laughs hysterically) So to answer your question, I don’t know.
Comic Book Guy: Last night’s ‘Itchy and Scratchy Show’ was, without a doubt, the worst episode ever. Rest assured, I was on the internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world.
Homer: I am so smart. I am so smart. S-M-R-T, I mean S-M-A-R-T.
Grandpa: Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three.
P.S. I am not a crackpot.
Homer: Donuts … is there anything they can’t do?