Homer: Stupid cats. With their fancy footwork and their crafty schemes to steal all my smelts!
captivating quotations from movies, television, literature and people - curated by actual geeks.
Marge: Grandpa, are you sitting in the apple pie?
Grandpa: I sure hope so.
Homer: OOoooo! Look at me Marge! I’m making people happy! I’m the magical man from happy land! In case you couldn’t tell, I was being sarcastic!
Marge: Well, duh.
Gil: Oh no! Not today, not to Gil! I could feel that sale. I was in the zone!
Homer: Trying is the first step towards failure.
Grandpa: Ow! Today’s grass is much sharper than the grass in my day.