Homer: Stupid cats. With their fancy footwork and their crafty schemes to steal all my smelts!
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Milhouse: If you put dog doo on the suction cups, they’ll stick better.
Bart: Milhouse. I’m not going to take dog doo that’s been on the dirty ground, and put it on my face.
Milhouse: So this is what it’s like when doves cry….
Lisa: Dad, what’s a Muppet?
Homer: Well, it’s not quite a mop, it’s not quite a puppet, but man… (laughs hysterically) So to answer your question, I don’t know.
Comic Book Guy: Last night’s ‘Itchy and Scratchy Show’ was, without a doubt, the worst episode ever. Rest assured, I was on the internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world.
Homer: I am so smart. I am so smart. S-M-R-T, I mean S-M-A-R-T.