Homer: Stupid cats. With their fancy footwork and their crafty schemes to steal all my smelts!
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Passerby: Well do us all a favour and invent yourself some underpants!
Homer: Can I at least make you coffee Mr. Burns?
Burns: No! No thank you! Coffee’s already made! I stomped the beans myself! Hear that? The percolations are imminent!
Homer: Mel Brooks is Jewish?
Marge: Honey, I’m so glad you’re home.
Homer: Can’t talk. See Flanders. Later sex.
Mulder: What’s the point of this test, Scully?
Scully: No point, I just think he could stand to lose a little weight.
Mulder: His jiggling…is…almost hypnotic.
Scully: Yes…it’s like a lava lamp.