Homer: Well, honey, what do you like? Tuba-ma-ba? Oba-ma-bo? That one? Saxa-ma-phone?

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Baby on board,
How I’ve adored,
That sign on my car’s windowpane.
Bounce in my step,Loaded with pep,
‘Cause I’m drivin’ in the carpool lane.
Call me a square,
Friend, I don’t care.
That little yellow sign can’t be ignored.
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Homer: Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I’ve seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!
Marge: Homer!
Homer: Gotta go, Mo. My idiot kids are listening.
Bart & Lisa: HEY!!