Gil: Oh no! Not today, not to Gil! I could feel that sale. I was in the zone!
captivating quotations from movies, television, literature and people - curated by actual geeks.
Bart: What do you need church shoes for? Jesus wore sandals.
Homer: Well, maybe if he’d had better arch support, they wouldn’t have caught him.
Grandpa: I haven’t felt this relaxed and carefree since I was watch commander at Pearl Harbor.
Marge: Bart, stop pestering Satan!
Bart: Ah, man! I’m only ten and I already have two mortal enemies!
Lionel Hutz: Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film ‘The Neverending Story’