Homer: Why won’t you be art?!
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Comic Book Guy: Oh loneliness and cheeseburgers are a deadly combination.
Mindy: Homer, What’s wrong?
Homer: Like you don’t know! We’re going to have sex!
Mindy: Oh … We don’t have to.
Homer: Yes we do! The cookie told me so.
Mindy: Well, desserts aren’t always right.
Homer: But they’re so sweet and tasty.
Marge: Grandpa, are you sitting in the apple pie?
Grandpa: I sure hope so.
Gil: Oh no! Not today, not to Gil! I could feel that sale. I was in the zone!
Principal Skinner: Oh children, I’m sure that Utur is around here somewhere. heh heh. In fact, isn’t there a little Utur in all of us?? HA HA! In fact, couldn’t you say that we just ATE Utur and he’s in our stomaches right now?!? HAHAHAHA! No…wait. Forget I said that last one.