Homer: Why won’t you be art?!
captivating quotations from movies, television, literature and people - curated by actual geeks.
Sideshow Bob: Yes, I’m aware of the hypocrisy of appearing on television in order to decry it, so don’t bother pointing that out.
Apu: Mr. Simpson, get the hell outta my store. Please come again.
Kirk VanHouten: I sleep in a racecar. Do you sleep in a racecar?
Homer: I sleep in a big bed with my wife.
Marge: It’s time we opened up a can of whoop tooshie on this situation.
Chief Wiggum: Good luck, Ralphie. If your nose starts bleeding, it means you’re picking it too much. Or not enough.