Homer: Why won’t you be art?!
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Mulder: All right, Homer. We want you to re-create your every move the night you saw this alien.
Homer: Well, the evening began at the gentleman’s club, where we were discussing Wittgenstein over a game of backgammon.
Scully: Mr. Simpson, it’s a felony to lie to the F.B.I.
Homer: We were sitting in Barney’s car eating packets of mustard. You happy?
Homer: Maybe for once, someone will call me ‘sir’ without adding ‘You’re making a scene’.
Burns: I don’t like being outdoors, Smithers. For one thing there are too many fat children.
Hutz: I rest my case your Honor!
Judge: Hmmmmm, Mr. Hutz do you realize you’re not wearing any pants.
Homer: When you’re an experienced woodsman, you get a feel for these things. It’s like a third sense.