Homer: Mel Brooks is Jewish?
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Homer: No beer and no T.V. make Homer something something…
Marge: Go crazy?
Homer: Don’t mind if I do!
Baby on Board
Baby on board,
How I’ve adored,
That sign on my car’s windowpane.
Bounce in my step,Loaded with pep,
‘Cause I’m drivin’ in the carpool lane.
Call me a square,
Friend, I don’t care.
That little yellow sign can’t be ignored.
I’m tellin’ you it’s mighty nice.
Each trip’s like a trip to paradise
With my baby on board.
Homer: Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I’ve seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!
Homer: Gotta go, Mo. My idiot kids are listening.
Bart & Lisa: HEY!!
Homer: I like my beers cold and my homosexuals flaming.
Superintendant Chalmers: How come when I heard the word ‘school’ followed by the word ‘exploded’ I immediately thought of the word SKINNER!?