Homer: Mel Brooks is Jewish?
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Homer: Marge, can we trade? I don’t trust these guys.
Marge: Well, Ralph, you sound like a very imaginative little boy.
Ralph: Waahh! She touched me in my “special area”.
Homer: Listen to ’em. Watchin’ my television. Sittin’ on my couch. You better not be in my ass groove!
Nursing home nurse: Come on, Bart. We don’t want to over stimulate these people. They just had pudding.
Homer: Hello. My name is Mr. Burns.
Ticket Master: First name?
Homer: I don’t know.