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Marge: There’s no shame in being a pariah.
Homer streaks through the kitchen
Patty: There goes the last lingering thread of my heterosexuality.
Homer: The human wang is a beautiful thing.
Grandpa: I used to be with ‘it’, but then they changed what ‘it’ was. Now what I’m with isn’t ‘it’ anymore and what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary. It’ll happen to you!
Homer: Mmmm…64 slices of American Cheese. 63. 62….
the next morning
Marge: Homer, did you eat all that cheese?!?
Homer: I think I’m blind.