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Burns: Who was that young hellcat, Smithers?
Smithers: Homer Simpson, sir.
Burns: Simpson, eh? I’ll remember that name.
Kent: I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: democracy simply-doesn’t-work.
Homer: I sure could go for a hot dog right about now.
Marge: Homer! This is a funeral!
Vendor: HOT DOGS!
Homer: WOO HOO!
Marge: Do you just follow my husband around everywhere?
Vendor: Lady, he’s putting my kids through college.
Marge: If you raise three children who can knock out and hog tie a perfect stranger, you must be doing something right.
Bart: What’s everyone’s problem? I’m glad we’re stranded. It’ll be just like the Swiss Family Robinson, only with more cursing. We’re gonna live like kings. Damn hell ass kings!