Nursing home nurse: Come on, Bart. We don’t want to over stimulate these people. They just had pudding.
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Marge: Grandpa, are you sitting in the apple pie?
Grandpa: I sure hope so.
Gil: Oh no! Not today, not to Gil! I could feel that sale. I was in the zone!
Principal Skinner: Oh children, I’m sure that Utur is around here somewhere. heh heh. In fact, isn’t there a little Utur in all of us?? HA HA! In fact, couldn’t you say that we just ATE Utur and he’s in our stomaches right now?!? HAHAHAHA! No…wait. Forget I said that last one.
Homer: Listen to ’em. Watchin’ my television. Sittin’ on my couch. You better not be in my ass groove!
Grandpa: Ow! Today’s grass is much sharper than the grass in my day.