Nursing home nurse: Come on, Bart. We don’t want to over stimulate these people. They just had pudding.
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Homer: Marge, can we trade? I don’t trust these guys.
Marge: Well, Ralph, you sound like a very imaginative little boy.
Ralph: Waahh! She touched me in my “special area”.
Homer: After years of disappointment with get rich quick scheme, I know I’m gonna get rich with this scheme. And quick.
Principal Skinner: Milhouse? Do you like the beach?
Milhouse: Who doesn’t?
Principal Skinner: Good. I want you to pick up all this medical waste that’s washed up on the shore, here.
Milhouse: Ow! I pricked myself.
Principal Skinner: Well, just keep working. You’ll prick yourself with the antidote sooner or later.
Homer: Hello. My name is Mr. Burns.
Ticket Master: First name?
Homer: I don’t know.