Grandpa: Ow! Today’s grass is much sharper than the grass in my day.
captivating quotations from movies, television, literature and people - curated by actual geeks.
Mr. Burns: I bring looove!
Crowd: Kill it!
Smithers: No, wait! It’s Mr. Burns!
Willie: Aww, it’s Mr. Burns…Kill it! Kill it!
You came and you gave without flaking,
But I sent you Ben-gay,
You kissed me and stopped me from something…
Smithers: Sir, there may never be another time to say… I love you, sir.
Burns: Oh, hot dog. Thank you for making my last few moments on Earth socially awkward.
Homer: Okay it’s the standard Grandpa Drill, everyone into the cellar!
Homer: Aah! Hey, get off my sugar. Bad bees! Bad! Ow. Oww! Oh, they’re defending themselves somehow!