Grandpa: Ow! Today’s grass is much sharper than the grass in my day.
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Comic Book Guy: No banging your head against the display case, please. It contains a rare copy of Mary Worth in which she has advised a friend to commit suicide.
Burn’s Messages read by Homer: “You have 30 minutes to move your car”, “You have 10 minutes”,”Your car has been impounded”, “Your car has been crushed into a cube”, “You have 30 minutes to move your cube”.
Lisa: What’s inside of you?
Nelson: I dunno. Guts…Black stuff… And about fifty Slim Jims.
Homer: OOoooo! Look at me Marge! I’m making people happy! I’m the magical man from happy land! In case you couldn’t tell, I was being sarcastic!
Marge: Well, duh.
Gil: Oh no! Not today, not to Gil! I could feel that sale. I was in the zone!