Grandpa: Ow! Today’s grass is much sharper than the grass in my day.
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Homer: Trying is the first step towards failure.
Grandpa: I haven’t felt this relaxed and carefree since I was watch commander at Pearl Harbor.
Marge: Bart, stop pestering Satan!
Bart: Ah, man! I’m only ten and I already have two mortal enemies!
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