Homer: God bless those Pagans.
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Mulder: What’s the point of this test, Scully?
Scully: No point, I just think he could stand to lose a little weight.
Mulder: His jiggling…is…almost hypnotic.
Scully: Yes…it’s like a lava lamp.
Bart: Don’t have a cow, man.
Homer: Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals… except the weasel.
Kent Brockman: Could this record-breaking heat wave be the result of the dreaded “Greenhouse Effect”? Well, if 70-degree days in the middle of winter are the “price” of car pollution, you’ll forgive me if I keep my old Pontiac.
Flanders: I’ve done everything the bible says. Even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff.