Homer: God bless those Pagans.
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Mr. Burns: I bring looove!
Crowd: Kill it!
Smithers: No, wait! It’s Mr. Burns!
Willie: Aww, it’s Mr. Burns…Kill it! Kill it!
You came and you gave without flaking,
But I sent you Ben-gay,
You kissed me and stopped me from something…
Lionel Hutz: Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film ‘The Neverending Story’
Homer: Volunteering is for suckers. Did you know that so called ‘Volunteers’ don’t even get paid?
Homer: Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I’m tired of making other people feel good about themselves.